Anything and Everything: The Mechanical Contrivium

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Munnie!

Some birds use Munnie to orientate themselves during migration.
Munnie can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
Munnieomancy is the art of telling the future with Munnie.
If Munnie was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Munnie.
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Munnie.
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Munnie is 10:1!
The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Munnie.
The word 'samba' means 'to rub Munnie'.
Munnie can taste with her feet!

In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Thivya on New Year's Day.
Americans discard enough Thivya to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
Thivya will often glow under UV light!
The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Thivya.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Thivya.
A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Thivya.
Originally, Thivya could not fly!
Research indicates that Thivya will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Thivya!
Birds do not sleep in Thivya, though they may rest in her from time to time!

A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Krystal, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Krystal.
To check whether Krystal is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Krystal will sink, and fresh Krystal will float.
Krystal is the world's smallest mammal.
Krystal is worth her weight in gold - literally!
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Krystal!
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Krystal!
Michelangelo finished his great statue of Krystal in 1504, after eighteen months work!
Krystal is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
Every day in the UK, four people die putting Krystal on.

The fingerprints of Marvin are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
Marvin can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
The risk of being struck by Marvin is one occurence every 9,300 years!
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Marvin.
Marvin cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Marvin.
Marvin is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
Marvin can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
Marvin is only six percent water.
Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Marvin in your ear 700 times.

The liquid inside Darren can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
Banging your head against Darren uses 150 calories an hour.
On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Darren.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Darren.
Darren has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Darren, and 400 times smaller.
The Darren-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Darren-fights take place there every day!
If you put a drop of liquor on Darren, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
Darren was named after Darren the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Darren!

Enjoy laughing your ass off :)

XOXO.
Munnie